Center of Attention

I wanna be the center of attention,
I think the world should revolve around me.
I’m sittin’ in the middle of the intersection
talkin’ on the cell phone in my SUV.
whatever you were doing it’ll have to wait.
I’m totally oblivious I’m making you all late.
I think the world should revolve around me.

I wanna be the center of attention;
I think the world should revolve around me.
I got a camera, I took some pictures.
I put ‘em up on MySpace for the world to see.
I picked a curly font nobody can read.
I’m totally oblivious Fark’s makin’ fun of me.
I think the world should revolve around me.

I wanna be the center of attention;
I think the world should revolve around me.
All I ask for, your rapt attention.
How come nobody’s listening to me?!
Whatever you were doin’ it should have to wait.
If you’re totally oblivious, I’ll leave you to your fate.
I think the world should revolve around me